GUYS I WOULD INTRODUCE TO MY PARENTS
Inspired by the one and only @bjnovak
- •He's Indian and we're not relatedMy family is so large that we've discussed how I'd need to learn the brown guy's family tree before I date him (it's funny until it's not)
- •He's Indian and we are relatedNew family member, y'all !
- •Guys that are so fiscally responsible, they look like they drink cereal milk with a straw
- •Guys that are heavily invested in yoga and mantrasUgh, that probably means he's a hippie; pass
- •Guys that don't wear ties with plaid dress shirtsThis one is for me. Everyone stop accepting this as a thing that's okay.
- •Guys that are just white enough to make beautiful racially ambiguous yet exotic children with
- •Guys with chest hairAlso one for me, but I think my dad would appreciate the masculinity
- •Guys that respect their daughterThe only real thing that matters (other than the chest hair part)