FUNNY THINGS MY GRANDPA HAS SAID
u prolly had to be there / i drank too much coffee
- •@ dinner table: *realizes he forgot to get water* *in Cockney accent*"OI FORGOT ME WATAH"
- •*watches me pick a pen up with my toes*"Very good, I'm impressed"
- •On TV we saw something about a truck that was carrying chicken (already dead & raw I think, I can't remember) cross country getting in a wreck and catching on fire"Fried chicken!"
- •me: *talks about changing my major ten times*"College seems so fun now!"
- •Grandpa, what did you guys used to do when you were kids?"Go to the corn field and have corn fights."
- •Great aunt: Yall didn't play jacks?"We used peach pits!"
- •A baby died in surgery on Grey's Anatomy*looks up from book* "The baby done croaked too???"
- •[watching Scandal] Grandma: they're gonna have to kill Olivia's dad!"Get Jake to do it! That boy can kill anybody"