FAVORITE PLACES TO COMMIT MURDER

From unattended industrial sites to soundproofed basements, this list encompasses my fav stabby stab spots.
  1. Bedroom - call me old-fashioned, but I believe the lovers quarrel should begin and end behind closed doors.
  2. Abandoned mine shaft - why else would you go into an abandoned mine shaft? Hmm Roland?
  3. Basement torture pit - because it puts the lotion on the skin or else it gets the hose again.
  4. Dark alleyways - would you deprive the world the opportunity to have batman IRL?
  5. Recording studio - because X gon' give it to yah.