Cults I'd Join

  1. Personality
    I'm always in the market for a new charismatic & dangerous leader/father/husband/Christ incarnate
  2. Domesticity
    But only in like, a kinky role play way that highlights the inherent perversity of oppressive gender roles
  3. Saturn
    I already spend all day lounging on beautiful rugs being fed infused honey, dates and wine, so
  4. The Guilty Remnant
    I already wear all white, obsess about death, stare at strangers, and chain smoke all day so tbh this seems like the best fit
  5. Soulcycle
    Nope
  6. Cthulhu
    I dated a boy I met in an HP Lovecraft-themed bar