Famous People I've Been Told I Resemble
- •Dakota Johnson, but only mid-sexual humiliationCompliment and caveat courtesy of friends of my parents
- •Allison JanneyI'm tall and I have a mannish gait, I get it
- •That 7 foot tall Bond villainI SAID IT GET IT
- •Mayim Byalik"Blossom?" "Uh, the girl from Big Bang Theory. No, the other one."
- •Virginia WoolfWearing straw hats & an affected melancholy finally paid off!!!!
- •Gwyneth PaltrowI followed the homeless guy who said this and tried to kiss him behind a Pret a Manger