Famous People I've Been Told I Resemble

  1. Dakota Johnson, but only mid-sexual humiliation
    Compliment and caveat courtesy of friends of my parents
  2. Allison Janney
    I'm tall and I have a mannish gait, I get it
  3. That 7 foot tall Bond villain
    I SAID IT GET IT
  4. Mayim Byalik
    "Blossom?" "Uh, the girl from Big Bang Theory. No, the other one."
  5. Virginia Woolf
    Wearing straw hats & an affected melancholy finally paid off!!!!
  6. Gwyneth Paltrow
    I followed the homeless guy who said this and tried to kiss him behind a Pret a Manger