Why You Shouldn't Choose Me to Stock Your Nuclear Holocaust Bunker Pantry

Or, the current contents of my fridge
  1. Truffle oil
  2. Harissa
  3. Fish sauce
  4. Sambal chili paste
  5. Tahini
  6. Marzipan Ritter Sport
  7. Leftover weed + maca firecracker smoothie
  8. Funfetti