I MADE ENOUGH SOUP TO LAST ME A WEEK
- •Sunday: This soup is incredibly delicious. I must be a chef.*checks resume* (no sign of being a chef)
- •Monday: This soup sure shows all of last year's eat-at-my-desk lunches who's boss.Suck it, Two-Slices-of-Toast-with-Peanut-Butter
- •Tuesday: This soup is pretty good.I am glad that I am eating this soup.
- •Wednesday: The broccoli in this soup is getting pretty soggy. The sausage is chewier than I remember.*scrolls through Facebook while eating*
- •Thursday: I don't really want to eat this soup.Eats it anyway.
- •Friday: I absolutely do not want to eat this soup.*authors 294-page book entitled 'Living with Regret'*
- •Saturday: 💀