1. I like you for your personality, not your fame
    The personality I've built up for you in my mind, at least
  2. My roommate once made a Postmates delivery to you, and you winked at her
    So consider me a friend of a friend
  3. When I came on as new social media guy at @LAmag, I saw that you had previously DMed us on Twitter regarding "something"
    Pretty sure I know what that something is now
  4. Because of this pic of me and @ericgarcetti
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  5. Because I read a story about a girl on a date with a warlord once and thought, man whoever wrote that is good
    (It was you who wrote it, BTW)