By choice of course
  1. Steve Urkle
    I'm the white version
  2. Flavor Flav
    I'm the white version
  3. 1500s Scottish Golfer
  4. The grapes from Fruit of the Loom
  5. George from the play Little Me
  6. Guns n' Roses' Slash in a hairy chest competition
    Came in third to a very hairy Canadian and a guy with no hair. Broke my arm in competition