100 TELEVISION OFFICE WORKERS, RANKED

Ranked by how willing I would be to share a cubicle wall with them for months or years as co-workers. Probably says more about me (or comedy-writing tropes) than them. Inspired by a sort-of-related List Request I ignored (sorry!) from @nikkilounoel 😬 I predict this list will make no one happy so please share your grievances, opinions and comments.
  1. 99.
    Todd Packer
  2. 98.
    Gabe Lewis
  3. 97.
    Don Draper
    All the smoke.
  4. 96.
    Jonah Ryan
  5. 95.
    Ward Cleaver
    Presumably works in an office; seems authoritarian.
  6. 94.
    Jack Donaghy
  7. 93.
    Robert California
  8. 92.
    David Brent
  9. 91.
    Barney Stinson
    Corporate lawyers work in offices, right?
  10. 90.
    Erlich Bachman
  11. 89.
    Andy Bernard
    The anger. Plus the banjo: Time and place, Nard-dog, time and place.
  12. 88.
    Jimmy James
  13. 87.
    Frank Rossitano
  14. 86.
    Creed Bratton
    Old man smell? Mung beans?
  15. 85.
    Craig Middlebrooks
  16. 84.
    Angela Martin
    I'm allergic to cat hair. And judgmental people.
  17. 83.
    Ron Swanson
    He's freakin' hilarious... but we don't share a worldview.
  18. 82.
    Lou Grant
  19. 81.
    Mimi Bobeck
  20. 80.
    Harry Crane
    So much attitude.
  21. 79.
    Meredith Palmer
  22. 78.
    Gareth Keenan
  23. 77.
    Pete Campbell
    So full of himself.
  24. 76.
    Dan Egan
    Ditto
  25. 75.
    Gina Linetti
    Ditto. Herself.
  26. 74.
    Ryan Howard
  27. 73.
    Paul Kinsey
  28. 72.
    Lisa Miller
  29. 71.
    Phyllis Vance
    She farts a lot, right? Plus strong perfume?
  30. 70.
    Toby Ziegler
  31. 69.
    Toby Flenderson
  32. 68.
    Nigel Wick
  33. 67.
    Michael Ginsberg
    Fun to be around right up until he cracks.
  34. 66.
    Jared Dunn
    Too much SWOTing.
  35. 65.
    Amy Brookheimer
  36. 64.
    Nellie Bertram
  37. 63.
    Richard Hendricks
  38. 62.
    Joan Harris
  39. 61.
    Jake Peralta
  40. 60.
    Kevin Malone
  41. 59.
    Terry Jeffords
  42. 58.
    Drew Carey
    HR guys are always suspect. Sorry HR people!
  43. 57.
    Clark
  44. 56.
    Buddy and Sally
    Seems like the schtick would get tiresome.
  45. 55.
    Rosa Diaz
  46. 54.
    Nelson 'Big Head' Bighetti
  47. 53.
    Jen Barber
  48. 52.
    Dawn Tinsley
  49. 51.
    Kelly Kapoor
  50. 50.
    Pete Hornberger
  51. 49.
    Dwight Schrute
    Could go either way. So right in the middle ...
  52. 48.
    Jerry Gergich
    Probably would be higher but for the constant threat of another fart attack.
  53. 47.
    Josh Lyman
  54. 46.
    Tom Bradford
    A newspaper columnist probably had an office in the 1970s.
  55. 45.
    Dave Nelson
  56. 44.
    Steven Douglas
    Aeronautical engineers probably work in an office...
  57. 43.
    Richmond
  58. 42.
    Raymond Holt
  59. 41.
    Mike McLintock
  60. 40.
    Michael Scott
  61. 39.
    Steven Keaton
    Presumably had an office at the radio station.
  62. 38.
    Tim Canterbury
  63. 37.
    Erin Hannon
  64. 36.
    Leslie Knope
    Too enthusiastic? Too organized? Would make me look bad...
  65. 35.
    Charles Boyle
  66. 34.
    Chris Traeger
    Literally pleasant.
  67. 33.
    Stanley Hudson
  68. 32.
    Marshall Eriksen
    Hated his corporate law job as I recall.
  69. 31.
    Karen Filippelli
  70. 30.
    Will Bailey
  71. 29.
    Schmidt
    Supposedly works in an office.
  72. 28.
    Elaine Benes
  73. 27.
    Pam Beesly
  74. 26.
    Chandler Bing
    Allegedly works in an office.
  75. 25.
    Ken Cosgrove
  76. 24.
    Tom Haverford
  77. 23.
    Murray Slaughter
  78. 22.
    Bertram Gilfoyle
    Problematic. Interesting discussions... Amusing. Super smart.... Would probably constantly second guess you and his hygiene? Potentially questionable.
  79. 21.
    Amy Santiago
  80. 20.
    Jim Halpert
    Could talk sports. Threat of pranks. Doesn't do a lot of work so you might have to cover for him.
  81. 19.
    Charlie Young
  82. 18.
    Pete
    Only downside: can't talk baseball.
  83. 17.
    Peggy Olson
  84. 16.
    Rob Petrie
    Fun to be around.
  85. 15.
    C J Cregg
  86. 14.
    Darrell Philbin
    Focused! Ambitious! Mostly quiet and when he isn't: keyboards!
  87. 13.
    Dinesh Chugtai
  88. 12.
    Donna Moss
  89. 11.
    Roy
  90. 10.
    Oscar Martinez
    Solid on the office trivia team too!
  91. 9.
    Donna Meagle
    Quietly hilarious.
  92. 8.
    April Ludgate
    Would leave me alone. And crack me up.
  93. 7.
    Holly Flax
    The goofiness I need to survive working in these cubicles. Would be higher except for constant visits from her suitor and, y'know, HR.
  94. 6.
    Maurice Moss
    Smart, hilarious and we share many interests.
  95. 5.
    Mary Richards
    Very pleasant. Minnesota nice. My people.
  96. 4.
    Liz Lemon
    She's freakin' hilarious ... And we share a worldview.
  97. 3.
    Sam Seaborn
    We'd get along because D&D camp, Gilbert and Sullivan Society and his unflinching idealism.
  98. 2.
    Sue Wilson
    Perfection in a co-worker: efficient, competent, no-nonsense and, as long as you stay out of her realm, friendly and pleasant.
  99. 1.
    Ben Wyatt
    We would get along splendidly and perhaps even become friends outside of work.