Ranked by how willing I would be to share a cubicle wall with them for months or years as co-workers. Probably says more about me (or comedy-writing tropes) than them. Inspired by a sort-of-related List Request I ignored (sorry!) from @nikkilounoel 😬 I predict this list will make no one happy so please share your grievances, opinions and comments.
  1. Todd Packer
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  2. Gabe Lewis
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  3. Don Draper
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    All the smoke.
  4. Jonah Ryan
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  5. Ward Cleaver
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    Presumably works in an office; seems authoritarian.
  6. Jack Donaghy
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  7. Robert California
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  8. David Brent
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  9. Barney Stinson
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    Corporate lawyers work in offices, right?
  10. Erlich Bachman
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  11. Andy Bernard
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    The anger. Plus the banjo: Time and place, Nard-dog, time and place.
  12. Jimmy James
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  13. Frank Rossitano
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  14. Creed Bratton
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    Old man smell? Mung beans?
  15. Craig Middlebrooks
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  16. Angela Martin
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    I'm allergic to cat hair. And judgmental people.
  17. Ron Swanson
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    He's freakin' hilarious... but we don't share a worldview.
  18. Lou Grant
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  19. Mimi Bobeck
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  20. Harry Crane
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    So much attitude.
  21. Meredith Palmer
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  22. Gareth Keenan
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  23. Pete Campbell
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    So full of himself.
  24. Dan Egan
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    Ditto
  25. Gina Linetti
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    Ditto. Herself.
  26. Ryan Howard
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  27. Paul Kinsey
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  28. Lisa Miller
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  29. Phyllis Vance
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    She farts a lot, right? Plus strong perfume?
  30. Toby Ziegler
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  31. Toby Flenderson
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  32. Nigel Wick
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  33. Michael Ginsberg
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    Fun to be around right up until he cracks.
  34. Jared Dunn
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    Too much SWOTing.
  35. Amy Brookheimer
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  36. Nellie Bertram
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  37. Richard Hendricks
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  38. Joan Harris
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  39. Jake Peralta
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  40. Kevin Malone
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  41. Terry Jeffords
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  42. Drew Carey
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    HR guys are always suspect. Sorry HR people!
  43. Clark
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  44. Buddy and Sally
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    Seems like the schtick would get tiresome.
  45. Rosa Diaz
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  46. Nelson 'Big Head' Bighetti
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  47. Jen Barber
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  48. Dawn Tinsley
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  49. Kelly Kapoor
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  50. Pete Hornberger
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  51. Dwight Schrute
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    Could go either way. So right in the middle ...
  52. Jerry Gergich
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    Probably would be higher but for the constant threat of another fart attack.
  53. Josh Lyman
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  54. Tom Bradford
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    A newspaper columnist probably had an office in the 1970s.
  55. Dave Nelson
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  56. Steven Douglas
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    Aeronautical engineers probably work in an office...
  57. Richmond
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  58. Raymond Holt
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  59. Mike McLintock
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  60. Michael Scott
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  61. Steven Keaton
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    Presumably had an office at the radio station.
  62. Tim Canterbury
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  63. Erin Hannon
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  64. Leslie Knope
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    Too enthusiastic? Too organized? Would make me look bad...
  65. Charles Boyle
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  66. Chris Traeger
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    Literally pleasant.
  67. Stanley Hudson
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  68. Marshall Eriksen
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    Hated his corporate law job as I recall.
  69. Karen Filippelli
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  70. Will Bailey
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  71. Schmidt
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    Supposedly works in an office.
  72. Elaine Benes
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  73. Pam Beesly
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  74. Chandler Bing
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    Allegedly works in an office.
  75. Ken Cosgrove
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  76. Tom Haverford
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  77. Murray Slaughter
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  78. Bertram Gilfoyle
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    Problematic. Interesting discussions... Amusing. Super smart.... Would probably constantly second guess you and his hygiene? Potentially questionable.
  79. Amy Santiago
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  80. Jim Halpert
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    Could talk sports. Threat of pranks. Doesn't do a lot of work so you might have to cover for him.
  81. Charlie Young
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  82. Pete
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    Only downside: can't talk baseball.
  83. Peggy Olson
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  84. Rob Petrie
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    Fun to be around.
  85. C J Cregg
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  86. Darrell Philbin
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    Focused! Ambitious! Mostly quiet and when he isn't: keyboards!
  87. Dinesh Chugtai
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  88. Donna Moss
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  89. Roy
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  90. Oscar Martinez
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    Solid on the office trivia team too!
  91. Donna Meagle
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    Quietly hilarious.
  92. April Ludgate
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    Would leave me alone. And crack me up.
  93. Holly Flax
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    The goofiness I need to survive working in these cubicles. Would be higher except for constant visits from her suitor and, y'know, HR.
  94. Maurice Moss
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    Smart, hilarious and we share many interests.
  95. Mary Richards
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    Very pleasant. Minnesota nice. My people.
  96. Liz Lemon
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    She's freakin' hilarious ... And we share a worldview.
  97. Sam Seaborn
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    We'd get along because D&D camp, Gilbert and Sullivan Society and his unflinching idealism.
  98. Sue Wilson
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    Perfection in a co-worker: efficient, competent, no-nonsense and, as long as you stay out of her realm, friendly and pleasant.
  99. Ben Wyatt
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    We would get along splendidly and perhaps even become friends outside of work.