14 LYRICS FROM WEIRD AL'S WHITE AND NERDY THAT FAIRLY DESCRIBE ME

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  1. Mowing my front lawn
  2. Got skills I'm a champion at D n D
  3. Keep your forty I'll just have an Earl Grey tea
  4. My rims never spin
    To the contrary you'll find that they are quite stationary
  5. Stephen Hawking's in my library
  6. I'm a whiz at Minesweeper
    I could play for days
  7. Be sure to kick your butt in a game of ping pong
  8. Ace any trivia quiz you bring on
  9. I edit Wikipedia
  10. I memorized Holy Grail really well
    I can recite it right now and have you ROTFLOL
  11. Even made a homepage for my dog
  12. They were having a sale down at the Gap
  13. Only question I thought was hard was do I like Kirk, or do I like Picard?
  14. Holy cow I'm white and nerdy
    (I've even seen Donny Osmond, see No. 22 here: 25 ALL-TIME BEST EVER CONCERTS, RANKED)