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  1. Mowing my front lawn
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  2. Got skills I'm a champion at D n D
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  3. Keep your forty I'll just have an Earl Grey tea
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  4. My rims never spin
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    To the contrary you'll find that they are quite stationary
  5. Stephen Hawking's in my library
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  6. I'm a whiz at Minesweeper
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    I could play for days
  7. Be sure to kick your butt in a game of ping pong
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  8. Ace any trivia quiz you bring on
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  9. I edit Wikipedia
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  10. I memorized Holy Grail really well
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    I can recite it right now and have you ROTFLOL
  11. Even made a homepage for my dog
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  12. They were having a sale down at the Gap
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  13. Only question I thought was hard was do I like Kirk, or do I like Picard?
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  14. Holy cow I'm white and nerdy
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    (I've even seen Donny Osmond, see No. 22 here: 25 ALL-TIME BEST EVER CONCERTS, RANKED)