20 SQUIRRELS, RANKED

Opinion. Inspired by @NumbahTwo
  1. 20.
    The 42 backyard squirrels that drive our dogs nuts and that my wife has caught (and released far away) over the past 3 years
    (Actual Refrigerator-based Scoreboard offered as proof)
  2. 19.
    Taxidermy Squirrel
    @amieshmamie currently available!
  3. 18.
    The squirrel I saw at Yellowstone last fall
  4. 17.
    Tico Squirrel
    Dora the Explorer
  5. 16.
    The Great Rupert
    of the classic Jimmy Durante vehicle
  6. 15.
    Squirrel Nut Zippers, candy edition
  7. 14.
    Screwy Squirrel
    MGM cartoons
  8. 13.
    Splendid Squirrel
  9. 12.
    Scrat Squirrel
  10. 11.
    Mr. Nutz
  11. 10.
    The squirrel that distracts Dug
  12. 9.
    Squirrel Nut Zippers, Band Edition
  13. 8.
    Oberlin College Albino Squirrel
  14. 7.
    Water Skiing Squirrels
  15. 6.
    Secret Squirrel
    Agent 000
  16. 5.
    Squirrels flung by backyard contraptions
  17. 4.
    Nutsy
    Mascot of the Richmond Flying Squirrels, a SF Giants minor league baseball team, attention @supercommonname
  18. 3.
    Rocky the Squirrel
  19. 2.
    Albert's Squirrel
    Found in the southern Colorado Rockies
  20. 1.
    Sandy Cheeks
    Of Bikini Bottom