6 ILLUSTRATED STEPS TO UNMAKE A CLEAN BED BY RUSSELL SPINONE

The following six-step process to unmake a freshly made bed is provided by one of my dogs, Russell Spinone
  1. 1.
    Burrow
    Step 1: Once the top sheet is placed and tucked, burrow under it to begin the six-step process to unmake the bed.
  2. 2.
    Assess Progress
    Step 2: To ensure cooperation from assistants, pause to peek out and assess progress.
  3. 3.
    Untuck The Corners
    Step 3: Arch your back, swirl and spin -- and then repeat -- to better untuck the corners.
  4. 4.
    Stagger Blindly
    Step 4: Stagger blindly in circles for a few moments to better tangle the sheets and loosen the edges.
  5. 5.
    Smear Your Face
    Step 5: Pause to wipe your face on the clean sheets.
  6. 6.
    Victory!
    Step 6: Enjoy the sheet nest you've made.