6 MOVIES WITHIN THE NEW COEN BROS FILM 'HAIL, CAESAR,' RANKED

Soft spoilers ahead; I saw the new Coen Brothers film, which is out today. Much of it takes place on the studio lot of fictional Capital Pictures and on various sets and sound stages. These are the movies within the film of which we get glimpses, ranked my how much I want to see these fake films.
  1. 1.
    The one with the 'No Dames' musical number with Channing Tatum
  2. 2.
    Hail Caesar! A Tail Of The Christ
  3. 3.
    The Action Western
  4. 4.
    Jonah's Daughter - The one with ScarJo as a mermaid
  5. 5.
    Merrily We Dance
  6. 6.
    Lazy Ol' Moon (the film premiere)
    (Can't find an image of this fake film within the film, so here's the movie poster.)