No, really.
  1. Update: Moved item up three spots from No. 7 to No. 4, in light of current events.
    (Didn't think this list would need updating... ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ )
  2. The Rapture
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    Not going to happen.
  3. Death Star style annihilation
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    Unlikely.
  4. Alien Invasion
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    They're out there... but are too far away to get here.
  5. Big Crunch
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    One theory. Literal doomsday. Very long time away.
  6. Sun Goes Red Giant
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    In 5 billion years, if we survive the rest of this list. 😬
  7. Space-based plague
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    Comet or asteroid or returning spaceship borne plague. Far-fetched.
  8. AI Singularity
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    Could happen? And if it does... could be bad for humanity?
  9. Vectoring Fungal Disease
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    Apparently we don't know a lot yet about amphibian fungal diseases...
  10. Space Colony Uprising
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    Taxation without representation!
  11. Robot Revolution
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    More likely!
  12. Massive Solar Storm
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    Takes down our electrical and communications grid. Not if, but when.
  13. Engineered Disease
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    Escapes the lab, kills us all
  14. Genetically modified superhumans
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    They are already among us. How long until the transhumans no longer tolerate us mere mortals? Or out-compete us (see also: Neanderthals).
  15. Melting Ice Caps Release Ancient virus
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    To which we have no immunity.
  16. Overpopulation
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    Leads to resource depletion
  17. List App update removes comments
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    Aaaaaaahhhhhhhhh! Chaos!
  18. Asteroid direct hit
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    Remember the dinosaurs?
  19. Weaponized Biological Warfare
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  20. Super Volcano Eruption
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    Similar result as asteroid or nuclear winter. See overdue Yellowstone Caldera.
  21. Trans-species Plague
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    Ebola? Zika? HIV? Bird flu?
  22. Tribalism/Religious/Civil War
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    A Tale as Old as Organized Religion ... leads to WW3 and/or WW4, and/or etc
  23. Hubris / karma
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    Bumbling Fools with nuclear codes.
  24. Global Warming
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    Leads to extreme resource depletion and turf wars.
  25. Extreme Resource Depletion
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    Let's fight for fresh water, food, oil, minerals, labor, energy, etc etc etc
  26. Thermonuclear War
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