HOW TO MAKE AND ENJOY THE PERFECT PB&J SANDWICH

For @Diplomatic_diva and @solena, who claim to have never eaten this American classic.
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    Two slices bread. These are whole wheat, but "white bread" is probably more accurate. The holes will later prove to be problematic.
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    Select a peanut butter. I like creamy for sandwiches; reduced fat is a concession to age.
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    Spread generously on each side.
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    Choose a jelly. I'm going with blueberry today. Also acceptable: grape, strawberry, mixed berry. Unacceptable are orange-flavors or marmalades.
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    Glop on one side.
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    Roughly spread.
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    Flip side B onto side A.
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    Place in handy carrying container.
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    Walk four miles into a forest. Sit on log and eat.
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    Perfection! πŸ’―πŸ†πŸ’°πŸ₯‡πŸ‘‘β­οΈπŸ‘