OVERHEARD ADVICE FROM A MOM TO HER 12-YEAR-OLD SON AT THE ART MUSEUM

Overheard on Saturday at the exhibit "Glory of Venice: Masterworks of the Renaissance," organized by the Denver Art Museum.
  1. Mom: "How many naked ladies were there in the first painting?"
  2. Boy: "I dunno."
  3. Mom: "Sam, you've got to make it interesting for yourself."
  4. The painting in question.