Apologies to B-Shakes. Inspired by the mayhem in @BWN_7 epic list from yesterday. With @dad3 @HisDudeness, @jennifergster, @supercommonname, @kate81 See: Dayli.ster™: Job Description and Duties (Now With List App/li.st-based Movie Quote-aganza)
  1. To rank, or not to rank--that is the question:
  2. Whether 'tis nobler in the List to suffer
  3. The love and warmth of friendly comments
  4. Or to take arms against a sea of opinions
  5. And by ranking, end them. To List, to Rank --
  6. No more -- and by a sleep to say we end
  7. The Aussies' night, and the thousand natural Likes
  8. That Listing is heir to. 'Tis a consummation
  9. Devoutly to be emoji'd. To List, to Rank --
  10. To Re-list!? --perchance to Rank: Ay, there's the rub,
  11. For in that sleep of dreams what lists may come
  12. When we have shuffled off this mortal coil,
  13. Must give us pause. There's the ranking
  14. That makes calamity of so long a life.
  15. For who would bear the whips and giggles of a List,
  16. Th' oppressor's wrong, the Trending List's continuity
  17. The pangs of a Crush's like, the List's delay,
  18. The insolence of Betas, and the spurns
  19. That patient merit of th' relisted takes,
  20. When he himself might his quietus make
  21. With a bare confession? Who would bear,
  22. To grunt and sweat under a weary List,
  23. But that the dread of something after Ranking,
  24. The undiscovered friends, from whose Emojis
  25. All travelers seek, puzzles the will,
  26. And makes us rather love those Listers we follow
  27. Than fly to others' that we know not of?
  28. Thus conscience does make cowards of us all,
  29. And thus the native hue of Ranking
  30. Is relisted o'er with the pale cast of thought,
  31. And the enterprise of great drafts and moment
  32. With this regard our currents turn awry
  33. And lose the game of Ranking. -- Soft you now,
  34. The fair Ophelia! -- Nymph, in thy Ranking
  35. Be all my Lists
  36. Remembered.