What's Your Dream Combo for Remaking A Movie About A Cop Teamed With A Dog?

  1. Which actor and which breed of dog would you pair up for a remake of the classic cop + canine genre?
    Ask around the dinner table this afternoon and report back.
  2. Bill Hader + Corgi
    That's who I'd go with. You?
  3. Kristen Wiig + Standard Poodle
    I'd also totally watch this.
  4. The Rock + Bulldog
    Would open at $100 million.
  5. Aaron suggests:
  6. Vin Diesel and this hairless dog with a tattoo
    Suggested by   @angusisley
  7. Your turn:
  8. Oliver Platt + Pug
    Forensics/ CSI of course.
    Suggested by   @BWN_7
  9. Mel Brooks and an English Bulldog Puppy
    Suggested by   @mallofamanda
  10. Ice Cube + Pomeranian
    Oh the hijinks.
    Suggested by   @BWN_7
  11. Mark Wahlburg + Great Dane
    Too formulaic?
    Suggested by   @BWN_7
  12. Obviously Ryan Reynolds and a pug because well I would watch either for 2 hours with no real plot 💁🏼
    Suggested by   @jennifer1482
  13. Jason Schwartzman + Beagle
    Suggested by   @JAFred97
  14. Kevin Hart and a Chihuahua
    Suggested by   @cvlop61
  15. Melissa McCarthy and a husky
    But the husky isn't trained and she spends the whole movie chasing after him and cleaning up the messes he makes.
    Suggested by   @supabg
  16. Blake Lively + Labradoodle
    She'll need to perm and die her hair to match though.
    Suggested by   @BWN_7
  17. Dax Shepard and an Irish wolfhound
    Called Whippet and Dash. Running gags based around how giant Whippet is: taller than Dash when sitting in the car, stands seven feet on his hind legs (locates evidence and perps better than Dash), ridiculously fast—beats Dash for the couch in their L.A. condo. Confused remarks from suspects and witnesses that Whippet is certainly not a whippet (kind of a Who's on First? gag). Kristen Bell is the team's supervisor/love interest. Both Whippet and Dash are in love with Lieutenant Kasey Apeel.
    Suggested by   @Dashelamet
  18. Morgan Freeman in a wheelchair and a lab!
  19. Steve Martin + Yellow Lab
  20. Michael Cera and a Newfoundland dog
    I would pay big bucks for that
    Suggested by   @solena
  21. John Mulaney + Petunia Tendler-Mulaney
    duh.
    Suggested by   @ladygoggog
  22. Helen Mirren and a Welsh corgi. (This will obviously be one of those dark British detective dramas and she'll play "DCI Someone.")
    Suggested by   @Equivokate
  23. Kristin Chenoweth and a Great Dane
    It'll be called "Tiny and the Bitch" and then you find out the dog is a boy named Tiny.
    Suggested by   @Boogie
  24. Vince Vaughn and a Hot Dog
    Because America.
    Suggested by   @nikkidunagan