What I Hate About Being a Girl

It's just not fair.
  1. The idea that I want to help clean up the table after a dinner party
  2. Expected to wear makeup or someone will say "Are you sick?"
  3. Periods. And everything they entail. Including eating everything in sight until I'm crying about how fat I am.
  4. The week before your period where you're literally bipolar/ angry about most things.
  5. Not being allowed to be the blunt person I am without being told I'm a bitch ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
  6. Sorority recruitment week vs. fraternity recruitment week
  7. Having to eat healthy to stay skinny, guys eat like shit and are still skinny.
  8. Being indecisive. I feel like that's a trademark of being a girl.
  9. Plucking/waxing/shaving etc etc
  10. Birth control (of all forms), pregnancy tests, any fear of being pregnant in general...must I go on?