1. My face will be wrinkles and droopy when I marry my fiancé in 1.8 years (I will be 33, which may as well be dead)
  2. That my cat doesn't just want to kill me - because all cats are murderous - but that he personally dislikes me
  3. David Schwimmer
  4. If I move to a different neighborhood the squirrels will be different
  5. Money
  6. My career (?) path
  7. Is the coat I'm wearing too heavy for the current temperature? It has faux fur, and the hood is, like, excessively clingy to my face. I probably don't even need this hood... right?
  8. Do I have enough hobbies? Do I have ANY hobbies?