[🙍🏼] 10 THINGS HILLARY CLINTON WOULD GET IN DEEP SHIT FOR AT MY HOUSE
Inspired by @PeteOnEarth *Disclaimer: I'm not saying I like or dislike Hillary. This is just for fun.
- •Deleting text messages, emails, and browser histories before I saw them.
- •Defending her older brother for beating up her younger brother.
- •Not realizing her self worth and dumping the quarterback she's dating after he publicly announced to the whole school that he cheated on her with the yearbook editor.
- •Saying "at this point, what difference does it make?" when she doesn't show up for SAT's.
- •Lying about the severity of an argument with her brothers."I had to run for my life! I was under NERF gun fire!"
- •Purposely leaving the garage door open when she comes in at night.
- •Because babysitters always decline when they realize they have to watch Hillary and not just her brothers.
- •Trying to tax me on her allowance.
- •Collecting bribes to keep her brothers secrets.
- •Rolling her eyes and smirking at me all the time.