My mom gave me all the family photo albums and as I've been going through them, I see my youngest definitely inherited his zest for life from me, as evidenced in the list A COLLECTION OF MY TODDLER BEING SUPER IMPRESSED WITH LIFE
  1. Side eye fa lyfe
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  2. The original Grumpy Baby
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  3. Stank face on the regular
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  4. I'd still rather interact solely with garden gnomes for the most part.
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  5. Oh great, I have a sister now.
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  6. Yeah, this is exactly how I imagined it would be.
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  7. I just cannot deal!
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  8. A Popple couldn't even get a rise out of me. There's no hope.
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  9. To be honest, it was probably the outfit that garnered this round of RBF.
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  10. I dealt so well with getting a sister, let's throw in a brother, too!
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  11. I seriously don't remember being this unhappy until the 90's.
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  12. So. Dramatic.
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  13. Take me away to Neverland. Please, take me now!
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  14. Maybe it was because I played t-ball for a funeral home. Maybe it was because my Pepsi was gone.
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  15. Great-grandparents, brother, sister and me ...all being impressed with life. My mom had just started perming my bangs too so I'm sure that didn't help.
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  16. Seriously, DCFS should've been called in to investigate once I got those bangs.
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  17. Christmas lights...ugh! They always get the good gifts!
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  18. I sincerely hope this was Halloween but I don't remember.
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  19. Honor Roll and Perfect Attendance did not impress me. Maybe I was regretting my decision to fake vision problems because I wanted glasses like my BFF.
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  20. Science Awards didn't impress me either. Or an autographed Pocahontas poster or even a Kristy from Babysitters Club doll.
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  21. It's my party and I'll be mad at the world if I want to.
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  22. I finally managed to ditch the glasses and gained a Bush tshirt but the angst is too strong now.
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  23. The real Miss Southern Illinois should've taken notes on how to have a killer personality like me.
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  24. Life is so unfair.
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  25. I think my ex-bf can be blamed for this one.
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  26. And a horribly unflattering prom dress and makeup job for this one.
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  27. But for real, it was probably all this Easter bunny's fault that mom took me to see as a baby.
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  28. I'm still impressed with life today. 💁🏼
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