@ANDLAMB AND @JUSTJESS - A LOVE STORY

@JustJess -She's actually not my lover, but my BFFF (Best Fucking Friend Forever)...but not like literal fucking. She's just my best friend! And she just joined List App and has only one follower (moi) and she's going to be one of the greats once she starts listing so get in on the ground level.
  1. We met in 2008.
    The first meeting was at a bar where I was with a mutual friend of ours and my boyfriend at the time. I don't make good first impressions so I assumed she hated me and didn't think much of it. Then I was invited to a Carrie Underwood concert as a group and she made t-shirts for it. Still no real chemistry yet. Or so I thought.
  2. She started texting me.
    We got to know each other more and realized our sense of humor was on the same level and one evening she invited me and my then 2 (now 9) year old son over to hang out.
  3. I noticed her Kevin Smith movies.
    And that's all she wrote. We've been best friends ever since. We've had mostly ups and just a couple downs, when I was acting like Britney Spears circa 2007.
  4. She's always been there...
    Through a million guys (only slight exaggeration) before finally meeting my husband, being in my wedding, me giving birth to my second son on her second daughters birthday, me moving to IL and KY and back to MO and then to her favorite place in the world, Nashville.
  5. She gives great advice...
    That I mostly don't listen to but she doesn't take offense cause I don't listen to anyone except the devil on my shoulder.
  6. She's the Carlton to my Will Smith.
  7. She's the Blair to my Serena.
  8. She's the Doctor Watson to my Sherlock Holmes.
  9. She's the Paul to my Kevin Arnold.
  10. She's the Laverne to my Shirley.
  11. She's the Cory Matthews to my Shawn Hunter.
  12. She's the Rory to my Lorelai Gilmore.
  13. She's the Andy Taylor to my Barney Fife.
  14. She's the Chandler Bing to my Joey Tribbiani.
  15. She's the Ethel to my Lucy.
  16. She's the Walter White to my Jesse Pinkman.
  17. She's the Meredith Grey to my Christina Yang.
  18. Follow her.
  19. Please and thank you.