1. If you've mailed out my gift and are like me, checking the tracking number, have no fear...
  2. I'm en route to the North Pole* as I type this and I'll be gone for a week, returning on Christmas Eve, God and weather willing.
  3. I live in a nice, safe neighborhood with no known package thieves so it should be safe if it arrives in my absence.
  4. My husband also insists on leaving his truck in the driveway and every light in the house on like we're freaking Motel 6 or something when we travel...apparently that's also a thief deterrent.
  5. Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays, Happy Hanukkah, Happy Kwanzaa, etc etc. 💌