MY LEGIT REASONS FOR WANTING TO BE A CELEBRITY
Inspired by @supercommonname and probably others!
- •I would have an excuse for being weird and reclusive and wearing sunglasses at night and beating paparazzi with an umbrella.
- •Companies would send me free packages every time I mentioned their product.
- •I would finally get to see what's in those gift bags handed out at award shows.
- •Someone else would have to do my hair and makeup. And that person wouldn't try to make small talk with me if my assistant told them not to.
- •I could live in LA.
- •Someone would shop for me.
- •I'd never run out of Pepsi.
- •My pool liner could be a giant shark jumping out of the ocean.
- •I could pay a specialist to potty train my toddler who absolutely refuses to budge.
- •I could buy a new house and/or car every time I got bored with the current one.
- •I would travel everywhere. Before I could even finish saying "I'd like to go to..." my private jet would be ready.
- •I would have a platform for every cause and issue I feel strongly about.
- •I could have a surgeon transfer my stomach fat to my ass.
- •I could own every DVD I want and wouldn't have to go to Nebraska to get a copy of Night of the Twisters for under $45.