REASONS MY MOM CALLED ME TODAY

Alternate title: REASONS I DON'T ANSWER MY MOM'S CALLS
  1. 1st call: Why didn't I bring the boys to see her? Oh and by the way, our old neighbor who was like a 3rd grandma to me, died today but she didn't know any details.
  2. 2nd call: Neighbor didn't die. She was just seen at church alive and well.