Things Harry Potter Does That I Would Have Been Grounded For

  1. Going inside bars...even if it were only to get a Butterbeer.
  2. Staying up until midnight and later on school nights.
  3. Hanging out in my dormitory with a member of the opposite sex at midnight and later.
  4. Hanging out at a teachers house. I'm looking at you, Hagrid. jk I actually love Hagrid.
  5. Disappearing to my friends house halfway through the summer without letting anyone know.
  6. Having an owl as a pet.
  7. Being an accessory to crime when my bff steals his dad's car and wrecks it on school grounds.
  8. Accepting a ride with strangers on a party bus.
  9. Corresponding with a godfather who escaped from prison.