WEIRD THINGS I SAW AT BASS PRO
My husband drug me to Bass Pro. I made it out alive. I took pictures to keep me entertained.
- •Sexy SpoonI want to see the unsexy spoon. Speaking of that, where's the spoon emoji. Don't discriminate, Apple. Is it just too sexy to make an emoji out of? 🍴
- •Slab TicklersI mean, it kind of sounds like something you'd name a vibrater?
- •Musky BuckThe name. The hair. *shudder*
- •Jiggy Twitch ItI'm assuming this is a 'Gettin' Jiggy With It' pun?
- •ShadaliciousI don't even know what to say about this.
- •Whopper PlopperMy husband called Bass Pro when he first heard about these to see if they were in stock. I don't know how anyone could call and ask for a "Whopper Plopper" with a straight face.
- •Sweet BeaverI'm definitely going to make him call and ask for this. I'll probably need to record it.