This might shock you but it's not all legal analysis all the time
  1. Do I deserve a donut today?
  2. Why do all these girls have better hair than I do?
  3. How long of a run do I have to do before I deserve a donut?
  4. Am I breathing too loudly?
  5. Oh no, my stomach is about to make an audible sound. Seriously, it's coming. Quick, someone be loud!
  6. Am I really happy that Jake and Amy are together now? Was it too soon? Will the show suffer?
  7. Did I lock my door this morning?
  8. Was this minute detail in Legally Blonde accurate re: law school? Why or why not? This is important to know right now.