THINGS I'VE HEARD PEOPLE SAY IN NYC
- •[Father walking around with his two kids in Prospect Park] Little Boy-"dad, what are you going to be for Halloween?" Father- "the guy who eats all your candy"
- •[Group of tourists walking around Central Park with a tour guide] Person in the group- "look, it's Pizza Rat!" Tour Guide- "Nope, that's just a regular rat"