How to Survive the Stomach Flu in a Hotel

  1. Persuade housekeeping that you really do need to stay in bed more than having your room serviced
  2. Have amazing friends who send saltines and ginger ale to the hotel
  3. Always have things brought up rather than foolishly trying to make it anywhere in a feverish haze
  4. Build a pillow fort on your bed and hide it in
  5. Find a show to binge watch while you reminding yourself that you really will be able to eat again someday