Thoughts of a Night Owl When Facing Early Bird Obligations the Next Day

  1. I should go to bed at 10...wait, is that a Law & Order: SVU marathon on USA?
  2. 11 pm. Ok, time for bed. I'll just wait to see what episode this is in case I haven't seen it (even though I know I've seen them all)
  3. Midnight. Goddamit. Guess I'm lucky they switched to Law & Order: Criminal Intent. I hate that one.
  4. Alarm next morning. Snooze.
  5. Alarm again. Throw self out of bed because violence is the only thing that's going to work here.
  6. Coffee. Coffee. Coffee.
  7. Promise self that next time you'll go to bed at ten. Know this is self-delusion, but make promise again anyway.