Thoughts of a Night Owl When Facing Early Bird Obligations the Next Day
- •I should go to bed at 10...wait, is that a Law & Order: SVU marathon on USA?
- •11 pm. Ok, time for bed. I'll just wait to see what episode this is in case I haven't seen it (even though I know I've seen them all)
- •Midnight. Goddamit. Guess I'm lucky they switched to Law & Order: Criminal Intent. I hate that one.
- •Alarm next morning. Snooze.
- •Alarm again. Throw self out of bed because violence is the only thing that's going to work here.
- •Coffee. Coffee. Coffee.
- •Promise self that next time you'll go to bed at ten. Know this is self-delusion, but make promise again anyway.