Please Allow Me to Listroduce Myself

  1. I'm a man of wealth and taste
  2. I've been around for a long, long year
  3. Stole many a man's soul and faith
  4. Pleased to meet you
  5. Hope you guessed my name
  6. Just call me Lucifer
  7. Have some "Sympathy for the Devil"
  8. (I'm not the devil)
  9. It's a song
  10. I'm actually very nice
    Person in audience: "Sounds like something Satan would say!"
  11. Well, my name's Andrew
  12. My sister told me to get li.st and I did
  13. I like books
  14. And games
  15. And movies
  16. And programming
  17. And stuff
  18. So maybe I'll make some lists