LIST OF STEPHEN ALBRIGHT'S BEST TWEETS JUST OF THE PAST MONTH OR SO
@stephen Personally one of my favorite tweeters and too good not to share
- •"Somebody told me that I was easily offended, which how dare they, that really pisses me off."
- •"I never thought I'd want to have a beard, but it grew on me."
- •""You wrote me?!" - Allie talking to author Nicholas Sparks"
- •""Any chance I could get like a metric crap-ton of ketchup?" me to in n out employee just now"
- •"Wtf is this. I specifically asked for "a ton of ketchup"... This is at most 5 pounds."
- •"Just went to my first soccer game and we scored 5 times? #LAgalaxy"
- •"I could have been a moderately successful magician by now but my parents said no."
- •"yo let's go sniff bodywashes at the local Ralphs"
- •"If you end every cynical comment with "or whatever" it's way harder to accidentally offend people who have no sense of humor or whatever"