STUPID THINGS YOURS TRULY ACTUALLY SAID

Add graciously, as I am sure there are more
  1. "Wait, so today is yesterday's tomorrow??"
  2. "Just think, you could be a banana string and have no purpose in life"
  3. "My WOO is always on"
    My number five strength in strengths finder is WOO (winning others over)
  4. "That Lord Huron concert was classy as F"
  5. "I can't believe he got indickted"
    Ya, I pronounced it completely wrong. And I was talking to a really intelligent philosophy professor at my school