1. Decaf coffee
    Literally no point
  2. Cigarettes
    Come on guys, it's 2015
  3. White chocolate
    A disrespect to cacao
  4. Vine
    The epitome of our short attention span culture with low quality, cheap entertainment
  5. Your attitude
    Oftentimes pronounced "tude"
  6. Soda
    What will it be, cancer or diabetes
  7. Heaters
  8. Did I mention decaf coffee??
    Seriously, who the heck came up with that concept
  9. Receiving catalogs in the mail.
    It's 2015. If I need to find it I will thanks through the magic of the Internet.
    Suggested by @gilbaron