HOW TO DISNEY CHANNEL

  1. Make a show with a cheesy name
  2. Forget to make new sets
  3. Cast people you've never seen before
  4. Cast must have musical background
  5. Have cliché scripts
  6. Add laugh track every other sentence
  7. Add a nerd
  8. Add a stupid person
  9. Add the cool main character
  10. Add the comedy relief
  11. Add the love interest
  12. Add the antagonist
  13. Add the OTHER love interest
  14. Spend too much time on advertisements
  15. Make up fake social media names
  16. Make up fake company names
  17. Put it on tv
  18. Profit