THINGS I TRUST MORE THAN HILLARY CLINTON

  1. Tap water from Flint, MI
  2. An elevator ride with Ray Rice
  3. Gas station sushi
  4. UFO sighting
  5. Dumpster donuts
  6. A room full of hornets
  7. Burping through your nose after drinking a fizzy drink
  8. Downloading free ram from downloadmoreram.com