MY 5TH GRADE CHRISTMAS LIST
I was a strange, nerdy child with a penchant for office supplies
- 1.StaplerBlack. Heavy. Swingline.
- 2.Three-Hole Punch
- 3.Pen Holder
- 4.TelephoneRotary. Obviously.
- 5.Double-Entry Accounting LedgerBecause I really needed to track that $1/chore my parents paid me.
- 6.Label MakerOne of those classic hand-squeeze models
- 7.Adding MachinePrints and everything.
- 8.Slide RuleMy dad is an engineer. Enough said.
- 9.Fountain PenBecause every kid needs to be covered in blue ink by the end of the day.
- 10.Accordion FileFor what files I'll never know.