MY 5TH GRADE CHRISTMAS LIST
I was a strange, nerdy child with a penchant for office supplies
- •StaplerBlack. Heavy. Swingline.
- •Three-Hole Punch
- •Pen Holder
- •TelephoneRotary. Obviously.
- •Double-Entry Accounting LedgerBecause I really needed to track that $1/chore my parents paid me.
- •Label MakerOne of those classic hand-squeeze models
- •Adding MachinePrints and everything.
- •Slide RuleMy dad is an engineer. Enough said.
- •Fountain PenBecause every kid needs to be covered in blue ink by the end of the day.
- •Accordion FileFor what files I'll never know.