MY 5TH GRADE CHRISTMAS LIST

I was a strange, nerdy child with a penchant for office supplies
  1. 1.
    Stapler
    Black. Heavy. Swingline.
  2. 2.
    Three-Hole Punch
  3. 3.
    Pen Holder
  4. 4.
    Telephone
    Rotary. Obviously.
  5. 5.
    Double-Entry Accounting Ledger
    Because I really needed to track that $1/chore my parents paid me.
  6. 6.
    Label Maker
    One of those classic hand-squeeze models
  7. 7.
    Adding Machine
    Prints and everything.
  8. 8.
    Slide Rule
    My dad is an engineer. Enough said.
  9. 9.
    Fountain Pen
    Because every kid needs to be covered in blue ink by the end of the day.
  10. 10.
    Accordion File
    For what files I'll never know.