5 PHOTOS ON MY PHONE, CHOSEN AT RANDOM

  1. At Top Golf. The waitress wanted to help me out. I'm always accepting of assistance.
  2. My first tattoo. It's not bloody anymore. In case you were wondering.
  3. Rob took this when he was really high. I was sober, meditating in the woods.
  4. We were enticing more people to come to a Christmas party
  5. Lana Del Rey concert. Being hipster AF.