THINGS I YELL AT TACO BELL EMPLOYEES WHEN THEY'RE SOLD OUT OF SPICY BEEFY NACHO SLIDERS

  1. FUCK!
  2. I mean, shit it's not your fault but fuck
  3. ...are you sure? (I'm bargaining now)
  4. FUCKKKKK! (My bargaining didn't work)
  5. Fuck it. I don't even want anything.
  6. Never mind. I'll have two hard and soft tacos and a small baja blast.