THINGS I YELL AT TACO BELL EMPLOYEES WHEN THEY'RE SOLD OUT OF SPICY BEEFY NACHO SLIDERS
- •I mean, shit it's not your fault but fuck
- •...are you sure? (I'm bargaining now)
- •FUCKKKKK! (My bargaining didn't work)
- •Fuck it. I don't even want anything.
- •Never mind. I'll have two hard and soft tacos and a small baja blast.