MOST OF WHAT I NEED TO KNOW I LEARNED FROM MY TODDLER

  1. 1.
    Crying works
  2. 2.
    Make lots of requests
  3. 3.
    Leave the chocolate on your face
  4. 4.
    Sometimes you need to push someone down
  5. 5.
    Sometimes you need to get pushed down
  6. 6.
    Sharing is so unexpected that you will get too much credit for it
  7. 7.
    Stay up late and wake up early
  8. 8.
    It's OK to watch TV in the morning
  9. 9.
    Everything with passion
  10. 10.
    Love your parents more than anything. But also, fuck those idiots.