SOMEONE THREW A FRIED EGG ON MY CAR: LIST OF SUSPECTS

  1. The kids down the block who stole my Buddha
  2. Jill Zarin
  3. A disgruntled trick?
  4. Rando Sag Harbor Townies angry at stuck up city Audi drivers
  5. Chelsea Handler
  6. Mean lady in the fried chicken area of Cromers
  7. Jillian Michaels
  8. A gay-hater
  9. Scott Baio