1. I unfollowed The Fat Jewish
  2. I think my dog hates me because I'm gay
  3. I have never seen more than five minutes of Keeping up with the Kardashians and for that matter The Godfather
  4. I am scared I will never grow up but then suddenly be really old but still a fool
  5. I think Beyoncé is great but I ain't taking a bullet for her.
  6. I often watch Game 6 of the 2011 World Series on YouTube and cry like a baby (happy tears)
  7. I would probably do it with pretty much any pro baseball player.
  8. I would possibly do it with any minor league baseball player