TOP 7 THINGS PEOPLE SEND ME ON SNAPCHAT

  1. Pictures of pot, or pics of them getting high
  2. Snaps of them belting songs (lots of Sia and Britney)
  3. Pics of dogs and cats watching WWHL
  4. Dicks (not nearly enough dicks. I thought there would be more.)
  5. Tits (after I put out a solicitation asking for them)
  6. Undies (keeping with the theme of showing privates)
  7. Housewives talking with overlay of animal snapchat filters