Top 5 Things I Hate More Than My Patchy Back Hair

  1. 1.
    The smell of a house after holiday ham has been cooked
  2. 2.
    Lewis & Clark's original intentions that were never properly documented
  3. 3.
    That pizza never re-appears after you eat it unless you buy more
  4. 4.
    The band name Car Seat Headrest
  5. 5.
    There still has never been a lice removing lint roller invented. Seems stupid and it's 2016?