- •Soul Cycle birthday parties.
- •Tiaras, sashes, crowns.For any fucking purpose whatsoever.
- •Splitting the check based on who ordered what.
- •Selfie sticks.
- •Human names for pets.Exceptions: Funny old man names (ex: Alan) and names of icons or legends (ex: my late fish, Eddie Vedder)
- •Pet names for humans.Surely no man actually wants to spend his entire existence as "Bear."
- •Parents claiming that their child is the next Einstein, Picasso, etc.All about supporting young creative minds but seriously, enough.
- •Pictures of food.