- 1.Soul Cycle birthday parties.
- 2.Tiaras, sashes, crowns.For any fucking purpose whatsoever.
- 3.Splitting the check based on who ordered what.
- 4.Selfie sticks.
- 5.Human names for pets.Exceptions: Funny old man names (ex: Alan) and names of icons or legends (ex: my late fish, Eddie Vedder)
- 6.Pet names for humans.Surely no man actually wants to spend his entire existence as "Bear."
- 7.Parents claiming that their child is the next Einstein, Picasso, etc.All about supporting young creative minds but seriously, enough.
- 8.Pictures of food.