A LIST OF li.st LIMERICKS

"A little song, a little dance, a little seltzer down your pants"-Chuckles. Side note: If you read them aloud, use your best limerick cadence πŸ˜‰
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    There once was a girl from the city, not only nice, she was pretty. She sat all day long, smoking weed from a bong, and declaring "I'm all that AND I'm witty"
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    The list app is waiting for you, wasting time making drafts that won't do. You try them again, with ink and a pen and no matter what, they're still poo. πŸ’©
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    There once was an app so much fun, called li.st with new fans by the ton. I trended just once, now I feel like a dunce. All the newbies here clearly have won.
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    There once was an app named list, it's content makes some people pissed. While someone gets mad, another is glad, but mostly your lists just get dissed.
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    There are only few times you can list. Which is all day and night, get my gist? Barely get any sleep, tried not making a peep. Yikes, the suns coming up through the mist 😡.
    This one clearly not my best work-it was 3AM...
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    With 59 drafts, I don't have any shortage of ideasβ€”>>>