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My husband just threw $800 on the bed. What is he trying to tell me?
  1. Here, quit nagging me about the Strat.
  2. Now can I get the hall pass you promised?
  3. It's only a dent...
  4. What does $800 bucks get me?
  5. Make it rain....*hand sliding motion* 😜
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  7. Look I found presidential flash cards!
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